Novell
Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel crossing the street.
Novell
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
Novell
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
Novell
How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse first. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage
If I were invisible I'd go to Paris and beat up a street mime...the applause he would get would be incredible