First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.
Amigo
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
At the Taco Bell drive through, the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar to "Help World Hunger", Is it just me...Or should the word STOP be in there?
Amigo
You know you’re a bad driver when Siri tells you “after 400 feet stop and let me out”
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".
Amigo
When Mike Tyson says “Bithneth”…… You know he really means business
Amigo
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE!” I’m happy to report that I succeeded…