You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
If by "help you cook" you mean drink wine in the kitchen while you do the work, then yes, I'd love to help you cook.
The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away.
Medical diagnoses confuse me: The tests cam back positive. That's good? Negative. You positive? I'm positive.
"Wow! That butterfly's gonna be HUGE!" - First person to find a mummy
My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future.
Just when I think I'm over my insomnia the car behind me honks.