My life is an open book. Of course, I have it dog-eared to the page I want you to see, but still.
I dont use Foursquare because I think just Facebook is enough for all my stalkers.
It's a good thing Cedric the Entertainer wanted to pursue showbiz otherwise that name would be awkward.
Thanks to pot, every picture I've taken with my photographic memory is blurry and out of focus.
If accounts on every social media site have taught me anything it's that I'm so glad my family doesn't know my username.
Though accurate, "I Need Sleep Or I'll Kill You," doesn't have quite the same ring as "Beauty Rest."
It would be entertaining to meet some of those people that initiated those product warnings.