Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend.
So I turned my phone onto “airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever!
If a person is texting while walking through a crosswalk against oncoming traffic that has green light I think it should be legal to hit them
will never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night again!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Women's ass size study: There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world... ..............................
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.