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#3395
Cris
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
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#3503
Ever notice that people who usually wear sweatpants hardly ever sweat?
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#3524
Sometimes I have to go outside to get signal on my phone for Facebook so yes, you could describe me as "outdoorsy."
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#3586
Cris
I’m in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I really don’t have Tourette’s
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#3629
Dave Asten
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
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#3680
Grab the bull by the horns. The other end is too gross...
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#3713
The problem with taking the road less traveled is the poor phone signal...
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