Xyuppi
I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
I’m not shy, I’m just really good out figuring out who is not worth talking to.
Tom
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries. It fills you up nicely but without the buzz.
Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.