Novell
On average I spend $75 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
Novell
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
Novell
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser
Novell
If you don’t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn’t get your money’s worth.
Novell
Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
Cyberbilly
This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken."
Cris
I simply do not understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.