Cyberbilly
Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Sorry, I didn't recognize you without your Instagram filter.
I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.
At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.
The only beachfront property I'll ever be able to afford is a sandcastle.
Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.
Amigo
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.