Dear my favorite band, don't taunt with emails about how you're performing in Singapore. I live here, where you're not performing.
Please, everyone, listen to the first 30 seconds of Ke$ha's 'Blah Blah Blah' then lower your head in a moment of silence for my generation.
Based on the amount of sugar and cream I put in my morning coffee, "melted coffee-flavored milkshake" is probably a better description.
Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets.
Is it racial profiling when a waiter in a Chinese restaurant gives me a fork?
Leron Tonge
I don't always keep people in suspense, but when i do,
Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head.