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Lil' Wayne has four children at the age of 28 and T.I has six at the age of 30. I think it's safe to say these guys aren't wrappers.
I'm holding out hope that one day an email marked "FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: MUST READ!" will, in fact, be a must read.
So, 70% of our bodies are water. We drink water. We love to shower and swim. But if water falls from the sky, HOLY CRAP RUN AWAY!
If you define "mad" as lacking reason and appearing somewhat deranged then yes, I have "mad" flirting skills.
When describing any part of your wife's body, the word 'freakishly' is never, ever appropriate. Apparently.
This is the first lie I have ever told.
I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead.
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