Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word
Xyuppi
We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
Kristian Alekov
We are gonna have to retire the phrase “avoid it like the plague” because it turns out people don’t do that.
Xyuppi
I just saw 9 homeless people giving each other flu shots under the overpass. What a caring community we live in.
Kristian Alekov
9 years ago, my friend Mike came running from the room shouting “It’s a boy” with tears in his eyes. We never went back to Thailand.
Starting Tuesday, customers will now be required to unload the semi-trucks at WalMart. This will be in addition to your self-checkout duties.
The birds outside are chirping they seem to know its going to be a good day...oh wait..one just got hit by a car..figures.