I just quit my job at the helium bottling plant. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay again.
Florida
If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.
Xyuppi
The Nation Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake a lasagna in your mailbox.
ZYuppi
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.