Xyuppi
My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" ...I sent it anyways.
Xyuppi
I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, Shark!" Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
Jon
I'll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way ?
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
Xyuppi
The key to eating healthy is to avoid any food that has a TV commercial.
Xyuppi
Rest areas restroom are weird. The guy in stall next to me has four feet.