Amish dancers do the Acoustic Slide.
Some girls look like they got their makeup done at Sherwin Williams.
Lesbianism is proof that size doesn't matter!
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" is a fancy way of saying "You look hot!"
Eating junk food after working out doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.
Austin Mulka
YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
Did you hear about the Australian who received a new boomerang for his birthday? He spent a week trying to throw the old one away.