Cyberbilly
I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them.
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
I snuck popcorn into the movie theater but they won’t let me use their microwave.
I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow, but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?
Now that there is no FBI director we can finally make copies of VHS tapes
Xyuppi
We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.