Novell
I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search. It may be a while before I go out in public again. .
Cyberbilly
You know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved about your spouse when first dating? Well, after 10 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as "motive".
Upset? Just imagine a t-rex trying to make a bed.
I've gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing...
This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interested in swings from a pole and has daddy issues.
Cyberbilly
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it "Indecent Exposure" but whatever.....
As a kid, I had to be careful not to curse around adults. Now as an adult, I have to be careful not to curse around kids.