Amigo
I don't know what's longer, a treadmill minute or a microwave minute.
The Soviet Union should get back together for a Soviet Reunion.
I’d still choose rock over paper in a real fight.
C'mon Netflix, we both know I'm watching the next episode. Just go ahead and start it.
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.
The guy who used to proofread Hitler's speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
It must've been tough being a magician in the 15th century. "Is this your card?" "Burn him! Burn the witch!!"