When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, You know you've either done something very right or something very wrong.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Facebook has proven that properly using they're, their, and there, is in fact rocket science for most people.
How the hell is it that Mario can smash bricks with his fist, but if a turtle so much as touches him he dies?
Don't forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
"It's not you, it's me." - twins looking at family photos