The maintenance dude has no teeth. Aren't those easier to maintain than a whole building?
A: People. Q: What stops you from being a people person?
Chocolate is not better than sex, but at least I can have it at work.
WTF is it with signs on cars that say "FOR SALE BY OWNER"? You mean to say I could've sold my neighbor's piece of crap parked out front?
I'm developing a new show called Moron Jeopardy in which contestants have to answer questions in the form of Yahoo! Answers.
Do NFL players have "fantasy office worker leagues"?
To watch a reality show about a restaurant is to realize how much chef's head-sweat you've eaten in your life.