Xyuppi
If you’re going Black Friday shopping, be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights.
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've never sympathized more with women in my life.
ZYuppi
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
By the time we can have a drink in a bar again, Captain Morgan will be an Admiral.
ZYuppi
Jury Duty is where the government calls you when they want and says, "Hey Bro, we need you to solve a murder, here's $15.00."