Xyuppi
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
Florida
I think the guy who invented the word kumquats should have gotten to name more stuff!
JUSTIN A
The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed...
Xyuppi
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today