The last day of the olympics should be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until we have one ultimate champion.
If you watch Godzilla vs King Kong backwards it's about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city.
When I was a kid, my father convinced me that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out....Well played Dad, well played.
I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.
If a girl's bra is called over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, then what are a boy's boxers called? Under the butt-nut-hut?
I wish I had Dora's mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
Parents tell you not to talk to strangers but encourage you to make friends.