Xyuppi
I hate when Wal-Mart doesn’t have what I need and I have to go home, change out my pajamas, take a shower and go to Target.
I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
Florida
We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not.
Kristian Alekov
Quarantine starting to feel like Vegas in my house. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour, I’m losing money by the minute, and I don’t even know what time it is.
Kristian Alekov
Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice.
I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.
Has anybody actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?