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#3123
For most people, when you lose your "khakis" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston and lose your "khakis" you can't start your car.
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#316
Today is Rebecca Blacks Birthday, Today She is 14, Last Year She was 13, Next Year She'll be 15, and 16 Comes After That.
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#2472
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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#2548
Michael Mendoza
Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws & burning crap down?
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#2428
I have come to the conclusion, that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all of my missing socks.
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#2478
I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire...
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#2541
Cyberbilly
How come when you get your wife or girlfriend pregnant everyone rubs her belly and says "Congratulations!" but no one ever rubs your junk and says "Good job!"?
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