Florida
Kids may be a gift, but I like playing with the box it came in.
ZYuppi
Any psychic who has bells on their door to let them know someone is there is probably not worth it.
Xyuppi
I'm not stealing WI-FI. If it lands on my property, it's mine.
ZYuppi
I got the death stare today when my mechanic asked if I wanted my tires rotated and I was like, "No thanks, I'm pretty sure they do that all by themselves while I'm driving"
I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googling "What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?"
Xyuppi
The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said "That's how I want you to do it"
People cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in...