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Xyuppi
Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks, soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me.
#14685
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Xyuppi
VW have got into trouble for falsifying data, apparently this is not the first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying about gas emissions.
5 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times
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D-rack
Netflix and chi...potle
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Xyuppi
It's amazing how much people are willing to lower their eating standards when you insert the word "free" in front of the word "food".
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Xyuppi
I wish I could go back to the days when a note from my mom could get me out of literally anything.
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Xyuppi
A cross-eyed teacher has no control over her pupils
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