People tell me all the time that I worry too much. Well let me tell you, worrying works! 99% of the stuff I worry about never happens!
Kudos Lance Armstrong, for finally having the balls to come clean!
Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
People in movies act like they've never seen a movie.
Watching Netflix before going to bed is the adult equivalent of being read a bedtime story.
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Facebook like the NSA doesn't exist..
Imagine how short church would be if Busta Rhymes was the preacher