Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
send that bitch a smiley face...Bitches love smiley faces.
Every now and then when I'm in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you're listening". If I'm wrong, nobody knows. If I'm right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy.
Kids in back seats cause accidents. Accidents in back seats cause kids.
I was driving myself crazy trying to remember Rihanna's ex boyfriend's name. Then it hit me.
Texting + Facebook = Textbook.. so I'm studying right?
Why do you play hard to get if you're already hard to want..