Those Blue Man guys need to find women. I didn’t realize it could spread like that.
Would it be considered ironic that "camo" print actually makes rednecks stand out in society?
My Masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me ~ That's the last time I ask for a happy ending.
The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.
If you think writing in the proper tense is difficult now, just wait until time travel was possible.
Trust me, don't play Twister with someone who has a prosthetic leg, you'll never win.
Right now, one of our future presidents is watching Jersey Shore in a mustard-stained Justin Bieber t-shirt. We did this to ourselves.