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Funny how by doing the responsible thing and staying home the more homeless you look.
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Xyuppi
‪I just put some M&M’s into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy.
If WebMD just diagnosed everything as hypochondria it would be %95 accurate.
When sitting, aren't we all on crack?
The sign in the grocery store inviting me to 'grab a Red Box tonight' probably took me to a different place than what they had intended.
My farts don't stink & are silent... So! I went to see a doc, Long story short, I've got a hearing & sinus problem.
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