Xyuppi
Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money.
Jon
The new Jungle Book movie might be confusing to today's kids who don't remember when we had jungles. Or books...
I don’t understand how people have to “get ready for bed." I’m always ready for bed.
They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry. It's been several days now, what should I do?
Xyuppi
Last night I went to a "Testicular Cancer" survivor party. Everyone had a ball.
PizzaDr
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook.
Xyuppi
When I wrap gifts myself, I tell everyone a child did it so it's adorable instead of pathetic.