Novell
Mirrors don’t lie. And, lucky for me, they don’t laugh either
I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes of Maury.
Cyberbilly
My wife found out that I was cheating. How? She found the letters I'd been hiding. She got real mad and said she'd never play Scrabble with me ever again.
dukes69charger
If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory
Xyuppi
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
Facebook's list of "suggested friends" is quite literally a list of people I've been avoiding my entire life.
Cyberbilly
My autocorrect just changed "meditate" to "medicate". It knows me too well.