My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freaking early. Every...Single...Morning...
Amigo
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
Amigo
I wanted to lose 10 lbs this year. Only 13 more to go!
I don't think I meet the height requirement to ride your emotional roller coaster.
More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola.
Novell
Why do medications always have side effects like ‘anal leakage’ & ‘suicidal thoughts’? Why not ‘invisibility’ or ‘spontaneous orgasms’?
Robert Ryder
I kind of feel like getting some work done today, so I’m just going to sit here until that feeling passes.