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#2883
Cyberbilly
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
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#2933
I'm seriously disappointed the debate hasn't touched on the bacon shortage...
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#3174
Cyberbilly
Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday when they are lying in hospitals dying from nothing.
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#3433
#Stophashtaggingonfacebook
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#3461
How do I tell someone that they have nice skin without sounding like I want to wear it?
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#3535
Automatic doors are making being a gentleman difficult. It doesn't seem as romantic rushing to jump in front of the sensor to open the door.
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#3539
Apparently slim chance and fat chance have the same meaning.
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