Xyuppi
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
I googled "cigarette lighter" and got 150000 matches.
Xyuppi
Never make an arm wrestle bet with a guy who has been single for longer than 6 months.
ZYuppi
Airport security has just made sure that I don't have weapons or prostate cancer.
Xyuppi
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people. I hope I get Doritos .
Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
"You've gotten so big since I last saw you!" A good line to use on children. Less appropriate for your friend with the thyroid problem.