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Cyberbilly
Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog.
I eat tacos over a tortilla. So when stuff falls out...BOOM! Another Taco.
Dogs are God's way of apologizing for your relatives.
The scroll to find my birth year on websites is getting uncomfortably long.
Next time you go to the bank and they ask you if you'd like large bills, just look at them dead serious and say "No, normal size ones if you don't mind."
The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
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Xyuppi
I'm beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.
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