I still water my dead plants every 3 months. Just in case...
Cyberbilly
Hello? HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet but you sent me a printer.
Manish Gosain
If your problem can’t be solved by me saying “damn” and nodding a lot, then you shouldn’t come to me for help.
It's ok if you don't agree with me. I can't force you to be right.
I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.
I'm at the age where an "all-nighter" just means I didn't have to get up to pee.
Amigo
Happy Mothers Day. Thanks for the womb and board.