Tom
I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
The truth is like a ninja: Sometimes it hurts, especially if it sneaks up on you.
Sometimes I like to imagine the Grammar Police are real and they're chasing you with handcuffs and a fully-charged taser.
"Who?" - Dyslexic Indian <br /> "How?" - Dyslexic Owl
Plenty of fishes in the sea, I just suck at fishing.
I bet turtles have one hell of a farmers tan.