Porn is the only type of entertainment where "not watching the whole thing" means it was good.
If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you're still getting something impressive.
Xyuppi
Let's be honest, Dos Equis. After a bunch of ANY beer, what guy DOESN'T think he's the most interesting man in the world?
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old.
I'm tired of people assuming I've got a good personality because I'm ugly.