Evidently, my admirers are all secret.
Energy saving light bulbs are great for when you want to turn on the lights but continue standing in the dark a few more minutes.
Be a pessimist, you're always either right or pleasantly surprised.
What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm goin' in!
Cyberbilly
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their car keys.
But your honor, he said 'till death do us part. What was I supposed to do? Wait for natural causes to take him?
Dave Asten
You know that look women get when they want sex ? Me neither...