Well, I guess the movie 2012 can go in the comedy section now...
Maybe you should go eat some makeup. That way, you can be pretty on the inside.
If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher...
Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
If you could choose between world peace and Bill Gates' fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?
I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.
People left their old iphones for an extra half inch. Hopefully their girlfriends don't do the same.