I stand outside of One-Hour Photo booths and sing "One day my prints will come" to pass the time away.
David & Victoria Beckham named their baby 'Harper Seven' which is a fantastic name for a band or a Terminator model but maybe not for a kid.
Hate mopping? Get a dog and sprinkle parmesan cheese on your floors.
We didn't default! I haven't been this excited about averting a voluntary disaster since the time I didn't stick my hand in a paper shredder.
I don't think it's necessary for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to wear masks in an attempt to hide their identity.
Whoever said time heals all wounds never had their leg bitten off by a shark.
Crazy people are harder to spot since bluetooth came out. Works out well for me.