Xyuppi
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who's free for the weekend.
Roasting marshmallows is great because it combines dessert and playing with fire.
This would be the absolute perfect time to actually rob Ryan Lochte.
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
I never thought I’d be the kind of person who’d wake up early in the morning to exercise... and I was right.
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that
Def Leppard is the safest music to air drum to while driving because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.