Robert Zunick
Kids today are so coddled - Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved.
Robert Zunick
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up!
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
If we're in a situation where I am the "voice of reason," then we are in a very very bad situation.
Robert Zunick
In grade school it’s called bullying but when you get older it’s referred to as upper level management.
Xyuppi
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by my side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers…because I can always count on them.
Xyuppi
I was super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.