If corn oil is made from corn...what is baby oil made from?
Dave Asten
It’d be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread.
As a social experiment, I have named a cat Curiosity. Now we wait.
I got gas yesterday for $1.39! too bad it was only from taco bell.
keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in the closet?
IM A MOE LESTER
You’re just as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto
To the woman in I saw in Walmart with the 7 screaming kids, if your wondering how that box of condoms got into your shopping cart "You're welcome."