One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..."
Amigo
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it.... then how bad of a decision can it really be?
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
Jackamus
The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal meth back into Sudafed.