Is it considered drinking alone if you're on Facebook?
If "sleeping together" means you had sex, does "taking a nap together" mean it was just a quickie?
Cyberbilly
Why is it that in a movie, the good guy take take on three bad guys and a pounding without batting an eye, but in the next scene he will wince when the woman tries to dress his wounds?
Cyberbilly
I once had a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone.
They say "the truth will set you free", but the DA didn't see it that way...
I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges come presliced by nature.
Cyberbilly
My grandfather fought in World War I and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. You might say he was a seasoned veteran.