Xyuppi
Not to brag About my finances but my credit card company calls me every day to tell me my balance is outstanding
I've been trying to fill my head with information. Fortunately, there's plenty of empty space for it
I tried to bring sexy back, but I didn't have a receipt.
Ever wanted to put a dogs shock collar or a person that won't shut up ?
Thinking of visiting the Alzheimer's wing of the nursing home and pretending to be everyone's grandson again for the free hugs.
The worst fate I can wish upon my enemies is that they get a sudden bout of diarrhea while on stilts.
Someone just told me that they enjoyed my biography but thought it was a little self centered.