I'm not saying lets kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying lets remove all the labels and let the problem sort itself out.
My friend was complaining that my car doesn't have enough get up and go. I said, no, but it has plenty of get out and push!
God give me patience, because if you give me strength I'm going to need bail money too!
Cyberbilly
All men marry a Nymphomaniac. Problem is after a few months the Nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
If someone's Facebook picture is a car, should I assume that they are a transformer?
Kelly Hyam
I have just finished my research on the effect alcohol has on physical movement, the results were staggering.
“Underwear Bomber” sounds like a cocktail made with prune juice.